...to lunch?
Lunch ko, brunch ni!
Hi y'all
Since you all enjoyed the first post so much (you know yourselves), i thought i'd give you the next instalment.
August 13th 12:36
Covenant greeting in Jesus
pls can we lunch together
after service on sunday
let me know if you
accept Jesus bless you
I guess i really shouldn't be publishing the poor guys texts on the internet like this for your amusement. However, you have to wonder at the kind of thought process that goes into sending them. I mean, over a period of over four years, i have consistently turned down his 'advances' and he still comes back with an invitation to lunch?!
May i also add that he subjected a friend of mine, whom he also met at the same time (see my response to comments in previous post) to this same treatment. As in, he started on me and i turned him down quite forcibly before it finally got through to his brain (or so i thought). He then started on my friend on and off over the years. She was actually the first to be subjected to the whole 'proposal by text' thingy. She would often lament to me, and though i sympathised, i couldn't help but be amused and poke fun at her...That was until he started on me.
Yeah, so blogging about it is the way i retain my sanity. Please. Enjoy
35 comments:
eh ya, babe.
i dey fear 4 dat man o. he's not ok. isn't there a way u can block his number 4rm ur phone?
wow. am really first oh!
sorry babe, i've not been too regular on ur blog. hmmm. i can remember a time wen i followed ur posts like no man's business. am seriously slacking now
2nd-...
LMAO! na wa 4 the bros o, that pic u put up with the previous post is on point... eeeeeeeewwwww!
i have a lot of catching up to do what with titles like "Liver Man", u've def caught my attention!lol
@florida - I'm nt sure if i can block his number. That's worth looking into tho'.
And dont worry about it too much. Blgsville is evolving and we all must evolve with it too :)
@simeonomobaba - It appears you are...:)
@smaragd - Anh ah! R u trying to confuse me? When did you become esmeralda now?
As they say, a picture speaks louder than 1000 words (or sth liek that) :)
LOL!!!!!
buahahahaa...na wa o...sometimes I jus sit down and think do guys like this actually exist?
4 years and he still doesn't get it? na wa o. I think something is wrong with him. C'mon now
...lmao...omG!!!..where do they create such ignoramus (is it ignorami for plural?) people?...please, in jesus' holy name, do not go!...
Yeee!!! LOL...Dis guy no dey shame? In fact, shame is not an issue here.
I think you should have lunch with him in Jesus name. I hope you like bread and fish.
@chari - 'welcome to my world' is all i can really say...
@guerreira - I like ignorami...Lol!
I'm not going anywhere o...
@archiwiz - You're right. What it is defies description!
@eagle-eyed Naapali - I meant to say 12:36!
Bread and fish? Very funny :)
lmao...abeg release this man from the pain of ur uncertainty now...just one lunch...
wonder where he'll take u..lmao @ the imagaes popping up in my head...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what happens when u laugh at your friend?...karma
'pls can we lunch together
after service on sunday'
UCS - u no see dat dis mssg correct...aspa no ibon...haba give am chance now... abi wetin? no bi say e wan chop u now!...pls...go & 'accept Jesus bless you'...so dat u fit come back tell us wetin happen wen papa lunch and brunch u...
This is a HOOT!!!!
UCS - the tears won't stop rolling down...tell him to loose your number or turn match maker & either find somebody else to share the burden with or take it off u.
erm...erm...pele...*still laughing*
LOLLLLL....Covenant GREETING??? Whatttt? Is that the new way to toast people?
Naapali that's mean (lol)..."I hope u like bread and fish"...LOLLL...the fact that the dude is giving covenant greetings doesn't mean lunch will be bread and fish...muhahaaaa....*tears* ROTFL...
LOL at Naapali's comments. Bread and fish ke? What if it starts to multiply? Our lovely sista could get preggers with fish! Perish the thought.
I really dont envy you. I'm afraid this guy wont relent until you get married. He might even continue chasing you after that.
By the way, didn't you get my invite to participate in the silly, witty chat-up lines collections I was doing on my blog? This guy's lines would have won the prize.
@shubby doo - you said, and i quote 'what happens when u laugh at your friend?...karma'
I'd like to believe that we are friends (or the cyber world equivalent of friends...), anyway, that karma you speak of is coming round to bite you on the butt very soon! (i won't add 'in Jesus' name)
@Jaycee - I honestly thought i'd heard them all!
@afrobabe - All this harassment is with no encouragement at all. Imagine what he'll do if i acccept his invitation!
@naijalines - Pls dont mind Naapali. As i type, i'm trying to visualise fish multiplying in my belly, and all i can say is it's not pleasant!
@kay-shawn - Thanks for the commiserations. Please accept this as a late entry. Is the prize still going...?
I came back actually forgetting I'd left a comment. The comments here seem even funnier than the last time... maybe it's because today is Sunday.
I am laughing so hard I've got tears...
@ Naapali, hmmmm...
My multiplying comment...na Naapali start am o.
@ Jaycee, 'covenant greetings' okunrin yen ga o.
enh...ok i'm not laughing anymore...pele.
u were right not to lunch...his own is not your portion...
Unfair of him to harass u for all this time. 4 yrs ke? it will stop soon in jesus' name
wait a mo...since Doc Naps has deemed us blog sisters at mine...does that mean i can laugh?
i think so!!!
*exits like Jaycee* ROTFL...
talk about persistent!
buahahahaha dont envy your world mehn...all I can say is you sure can reel them in o...
eh ya!looks like you might have his text messages with you for a longer time, hey? blog about it all you want but what is the guy's problem sef?
@naijalines - God saved him he didnt show his face (or at least he didn't come near me. I was ready to practice my krav maga moves on him ni sha!
@shubby doo - you know you're just creating a rod for your own back, abi?...
@bombchell - talk about psychotic! Thanks for stopping by...
@charie - one less frog to deal with before i meet my prince, i guess....
Yeah, right!
@writefreak - Where do i begin to list his problems?!!!!!!!!! Lol..
ha ha ha @ ur reply.
the bible said, flee from all evil,
nne by my translation, flee from mad men like this
kilode? as in as amusing as this guy is, it hurts that they use the name of God in vain, and to think some stoopid chic would fall for it.
my answer? GO GO GO AND GO or is it FLEEEEEE!
the bible said, flee from all evil,
nne by my translation, flee from mad men like this
kilode? as in as amusing as this guy is, it hurts that they use the name of God in vain, and to think some stoopid chic would fall for it.
my answer? GO GO GO AND GO or is it FLEEEEEE!
@ badderchick - sounds like you feel my pain! Thanks...
I can just imagine him saying:
"Jesus Blelss you"
Lmao!
@bumight - dont mind the yeye man!
I don't believe that I mssed this post...hee hooo chai desperado.
@Naaps you are flipping hilarious
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