Monday, 4 August 2008

He loves me, He loves me not. He loves me, he loves me....


....NOT! Euuwww!!!

30th May 2008 0:03
Greeting in Jesus name
undacovasista please I need you to
be my wife it is time to get marry to you

10th June 2008 22:56
Undacovasista I love you with all my
heart and i want you to be
my wife I intend to come to (insert church name) before
the month run end and I will
invite for a date in Jesus
name by (insert name)

11th June 2008 23:28
Thinking of you with all my
love (insert name)

6th July 2008 20:55
Undacovasista please I love you and
I cant afford to marry any
body except you in
Jesus name pls i want to talk
to you it is very urgent

6th July 2008 20:58
I love you and I need you
now before it is too late in
Jesus name

8th July 2008 9:30
You cut off your phone
yesterday that is uncall for
very ride clus e ofyou to
have done that to me

8th Jul 2008 12:30
Undacovasista I want you to be my
fiancee from now on in Jesus
nam take it or leave it

10th July 2008 1:06
I love you by (insert name)

45 comments:

Naapali said...

is this why you have been gone?

Naapali said...

"You cut off your phoneyesterday that is uncall for very ride clus e ofyou to have done that to me"

- so u shon me because of my bullets and bad spelleen?

Naapali said...

"Undacovasista I want you to be my
fiancee from now on in Jesus
nam take it or leave it "

- das it! I doesnt take no for ansa!

Shubby Doo said...

ROTFLMAO...chai UCS this funny... in jesus' name he will leave u alone...why is he disturbing u if can't afford 2 marry u jare...lol @ cut off your phone...how did dis your love struck stalker get your number? Pele...i can't stop laffing

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ this post. Sooo...what's it gonna be lil' lady? The man has proposed numerous times already. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

UndaCovaSista said...

@ Naapali - LMAO! I'm glad i can laugh now. When it was happening, i was mighty peeved!
Yes o! I shon him because of his bullets and bad spellen...amongst several other things. If that makes me shallow, so being it...lol

Took it or left it...

@shubby doo - S'not your fault! Laugh it up, missy. Laugh it up...Lol!
How did he get my number?
Loooooooooong story....

UndaCovaSista said...

@ Queen - I'm soo glad you all are having a good laugh at my expense!!! The man is clearly off his rocker, so the ansa is a big and resounding NO! Lol...

naijalines said...

Onibon stalker. LMAO. Na by force?
Thank God you avoided those bullets...in your steadfast 'unyokedom' to him. No ibon in that o. Just creativity. LOL.

Ibon man declaring his undying love:

I'm hopeleslee love with undacovasista, amn't I?

Afrobabe said...

Undercova's got a suitor...*singing in a childish voice...

lmao..that ur suitor is a die hard suitor oh...by force you must marry him..


hahahhahahah,I just imagined what a conversation with you two in english would sound like...hahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

lolololololol!!! sorry but this is funny.

undercovasista please pick up ur phone in Jesus name'

the man has said he loves u in Jesus name

wot more do u want??? lol!

why is he using our Lord to blackmail u to marry him ey?

TMinx said...

Eya pele oh. The guy is a nutter lol. And those ARROWS! Uncall for...

UndaCovaSista said...

@naijalines - Hmmmn. My sister i dont know what to do anymore! People like guerreiranigeriana are getting moors and egyptian fine guys and this is what is coming my way! Not fair...

@afrobabe - it's funny right? The guy is a 47 year old yorubatik man. i don suffer no be small! (and all you 'diplomats' going 'what's wrong with that'...pls dont even go there!)

@Lighty - What?! I ain't picking no phone o! All these txts were sent by him in between numerous phone calls from him which i ignored. I've even saved his number as 'dont pick'!

@tminx - Thank you jare, my sister! Nutter, abi NUTTER!!!

Waffarian said...

heheheheheh i wan die ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh na which church u dey go self? cos i dey suspect one kain zinc roof for ughelli oh!

bumight said...

LMAO! dude is clearly in lurveee....In Jesus name.

guerreiranigeriana said...

...nonsense!!...na by force you must marry him?...some of these men are too foolish, i swear...in jesus' holy name...*sucks teeth*...

...besides this imbecile, how are you?...

Free-flowing Florida said...

stalker!!!!!! this is scary.

Afrobabe said...

47...in his prime baby!!!

He knows all there is to know and he will take care of you in Jesus name!!!

UndaCovaSista said...

@waffarian- Me i dont know what church the guy goes to, but my church is 'tush' thank you very much. Lol...
Anyway, i can see why you might think so...the guy has smeared my rep by association!

@bumight - In Jesus' name he better un-love himself. Amen! Lol

@guerreira - Hah! Don't swear in Jesus name o! I get your point tho'. As i said to Afrobabe, you are getting all the exotic honeys and this is what i'm getting! Not fair.
I'm fine tho, thanks :)

@florida - ...tell me about it. Very upsetting too. I think i'll have to blog about the whole story soon.

@Afrobabe - it's not yah fault! The only kind of 47 year old i want would have to be a suave, sophisticated man of the world, definitely able to string a complete sentence together in English....

archiwiz said...

LOL...This is hilarious....Chaiii..."I want you to be be my fiancee from now on in Jesus nam take it or leave it"....LOL....as in ...from now i will introdus you as my marriage wife to be....LOL...LOL...LOL

Pele dear...This one bo be your portion ohh...and at 47...ewwwww is correct.

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Shubby Doo said...

ROTFLMAO...why can't i stop laffing? *deep breath in & exhale*

47 ke? and he cannot spell...all those years & those are his only yarns for a babe like you?… pele!

p.s
what i was going to say was this template of yours...were you trying 2 put in a 2nd side bar in because i got stuck exactly the same place using Hans’ tutorial on beautiful beta!!!

Doja said...

Sounds like a weirdo.

Ms.O said...

hahahahahahah!!!..OMG!!! Is it by force..lol@ Nappali!!!..Nigerian men wont kill me in Jesus name!!!

naijaleta said...

I don blame di man sha, e wan marry fine mixed-race babe. Oma se O.
Maybe if he intensifies his prayers God will give you a change of heart.

Ekoakete said...

Lawdy! Spooky... how'd he get your details?? Tell him you'll marry him if he learns to spell :-)

30+ said...

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LOL, LMAO, ROTFLMAO

Undacova, this is tew funny in the name of Jesus.

My side hurts from laffing too hard

ShonaVixen said...

LMAO - he ranged from marry to even engaged in Jesus' name!! So, are the bells chiming??LMAO...and why in Jesus name?to show his sincerity?

Afrobabe said...

Are you mixed race?

Writefreak said...

God have mercy, how'd this guy get ur phone no? And his English is not even good! Eeewww

Carlang said...

One of these days I'm going to end up first in your blog.
One of these days.

You're crazy you know.
lol.
Love the post.
It was so hilarious.
SO perfectly poorly written.
I love his persistence.
I love your resistance.

I think I'm in love with you.

SO how about it?

UndaCovaSista said...

@archiwiz - Thank you. It's not my portion o! In Jesus' name. Lol...

@shubby doo - you're still laughing, enh?!
I didn't do anything to my template, i literally found it that way one day and havent been able to correct it. It still remains the same even with different templates i've tried..

@doja - My sentiments exactly!

@ms o - Seems like it's by force o!

@naijaleta - You're supposed to be on my side, dude! Which one is change of heart? No heart is going to be changing o..

@ekoakete - Spooky indeed! In a nutshell, we were both involved in a wedding about 4 years ago. The bride was my friend and he knew the groom. To be honest, i remember personally giving him my number...

@30+ - May God deliver us from the Danger Mouses (abi mice) of this world. In Jesus' name.Lol

@shonavixen - The guy is out of touch with reality. Period!

@Afrobabe - yes and no...

@writefreak - see my response to ekoakete above. And yes, double euuwwwwww..

@carlang - me crazy? he's the one who's got a screw loose apparently!
I'm in love with you too...in Jesus' name :)

30+ said...

UCS, mixed race? Yes and No?

Which ones now?!

I am sensing we will not be contributing to Aso Ebi anytime soon.

Babes I re read and can't help but laugh still.

guerreiranigeriana said...

...wait o!!...how is it that you are both of mixed race and not?...i am somewhat confused o!!...

simeoneomobaba said...

I think this is the biggest and longest laugh that i have laughed this year ,but this laugh is not uncall for..next text you will read is "i marriage you in jesus name"

N.I.M.M.O said...

*Sigh*

Love unrequited. A very sad tale.

UCS, you too gree now. At least you gave him your number. Stop the bombs.

LOL @Simeon: 'I marriage you in Jesus name.'

Even Jesus would be wondering what people are up to in his name now.

UndaCovaSista said...

@30+ and Guerreira - I'm just messing witcha. And it's working...Mwahahahaha

@simeonomobaba - i reject that in Jesus' name!

@NIMMO - As i said earlier, i dont remember actually giving him my number, but if i did it was only out of politeness! 'Gree ke? He sounds like the kind of man that will tie his wife up in a darkened room and slide her trays of food under the door...

Naapali said...

"sounds like the kind of man that will tie his wife up in a darkened room and slide her trays of food under the door"

- what is wrong with a little kinky? Especially as he will prolly do it in Jesus name.

mizchif said...

ROTFLMAO! In Jesus name all dis tabon. Na wa o. Jesus forgive.
47 ke, yet to string words together to form a sentence is so hard, i don't want to imagine what he souns like in person.
And now y do i picture him with some not very funny tribal marks on his face?

Pls i reject for you in Jesus name.
Some men can just be ambitious, in the wrong direction. Pschewwwwwwwwwwwww!

naijalines said...

"- what is wrong with a little kinky? Especially as he will prolly do it in Jesus name."

@ NAAPALI
Ok you need to stop now...as you're about to kill me with laughter. That kind of kinky...

Hahahahaahahahahaahhaahha

Naapali said...

@ UCS
- I know it is wrong to laugh at others, especially when they are serious but thank you.
- thank you for helping break the monotony of a long week at work.
- I really think you should consider Brother Adigun (as I have named him in Jesus name)
- I say this because of the wealth of comic material that will be produced with that union
- and that is not even referring to the fruit of the womb
- I really should go back to work but have to go wipe the tears and snort off my face first.
- it will be good, in Jesus name.

Omo calabar. said...

Na wa for the bobo o. Homeboy aint talking No for an answer. Its kinda freaky the way he combines God with toasting.
U might wanna get a restraining order or something. Lol.

UndaCovaSista said...

@naapali - hmmm...no comment.

@omo calabar - na real wa o! Hope it doesnt go as far as a restraining order tho'!

Rita said...

This one made me ROTFL uncontollably...Is that how they marry...LOL...very nice one