Friday, 2 November 2007

Friday Morning Humour



Borrowed from Mad Priest

At a U2 concert in Ireland, Bono asks the audience for some quiet.

Then he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone.....

"I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa."

A voice from the back of the audience yells out........

"Then fookin stop clapping yer hands, ya arsehole!"

27 comments:

akin aworan said...

hah!! Every time i hear anything about Bono, I always feel that he should have made an appearance on 'Father Ted'.

zerkhezi said...

lmao. the irish crack me up, their accent and sense of humor.

UndaCovaSista said...

@akin- ooh Father Ted. I love that show. Why do you think Bono should have been on it?

@zerkhezi - It thought it was well funny! Tho' i'm wondering if that's appropriate given the subject matter...

Unknown Blogger said...

hahahahahahahahaha too funny!

Waffarian said...

So somebody else here watches father ted? That show is too much ,too funny! heheheheh so useless!

This was a good one shaaaaaa, I am still smiling....

akin said...

Ah-ah!! Can you imagine Bono trying to explain certain charities to Father Dougal, of Father Jack for that matter?? "Feck off!!!"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T5snc_LYSY)

Arewa said...

LOL....I'm not suprised at all. This whole thing about Africa Poverty and Bono is becoming a joke. He is definately passionate about this mission but i think that it has lost its importance and people asre just fed up of hearing about it.

UndaCovaSista said...

@unknown blogger - i concur...

@waffy - I know! Father Ted is so silly, but that's what makes it so funny ...

@akin - Hilarious clip!!!

@Arewa - I know what you mean. His heart is in the right place tho'. Just not sure about his methods

guerreiranigeriana said...

ha!!...i love how you captured the accent!!...those europeans are something else all the way around...

Zahratique said...

Hehe! That was funny! I mean the joke, not the child dying.

UndaCovaSista said...

@guerreiranigeriana - the accent is what makes it so funny..

@zahratique - I know what you mean. Its funny, but i feel a little guilty for thinking so..

bighead said...

lol

Kafo said...

lol

i like Bono

Obinwanne said...

its my b'day today as i mentioned in my previous post, and my exams have started and its going smoothly and im happy for ur prayers.... ayway i just pumped im to demand a visit to my blog cos i deserve it, IT MY B'DAY IMAGINE.....SO I DESERVE IT 100%......lol....thanks for stopping by anyway...

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahahaha, oh, I really needed to laugh. Thanks girl? How are you?

Ekoakete said...

Hehehe... nice

UndaCovaSista said...

@bighead - glad it made you laugh...

@kafo - glad you enjoyed the joke...

@Obiwanne - Happy b'day again, and good luck with the exams...

@Solomonsydelle - i'm good o! thanks for asking...

@Ekoakete - glad you liked it too...

NikkiSab said...

MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laffed so hard dat i had tears in my eyes. I know its not so funny, cos wat he said is a real fact but its d wise ass who screamed dat almost killed me.

Onome said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha.....now i understand y my girl made me read dis(lol)....nice one chic nice one

AN IBO DUDE'S CORNER said...

this is freakingly funny
i am laughing my ass off here
the best joke i have heard in a while(if its a joke that is)

Obinwanne said...

thanks for stopping by on my bday...dont foget to check back always...

UndaCovaSista said...

@nikkisab - i posted this over a week ago and i'm still laughing...

@onome - glad you enjoyed it. Just out of curiosity, who made you read it?

@an ibo dude - so simple, yet so hilarious. I know...

@obiwanne - No worries, dude. This your marketing campaign, na wa o...(lol)

UnNaked Soul said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

OMG! I almost peep on my pant!!!!

LMAO!!!!

UndaCovaSista said...

@unnaked soul - enh? pls don't peep your pant o!

NikkiSab said...

I told onome about it and a whole lot of people.

babzent said...

laffing and rolling on d floor indeed,as if sey na him clap de kill them...

Florida said...

hahahaha, how nice