Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Butt-bras really do exist!

This is a public service to those of you who couldn't quite get your heads around the concept of *drum roll*...the BUTT-BRA!!!(see here)






Please note that regular responsible blogging service will resume ASAP

23 comments:

30+ said...

Story story where's my gifty?
Everybody come and listen
This woman no wan reason
Dat story na out of season
pepper must rest so take am eazy
30+ gift must get effizy

Ba daunch ba daunch just listen to my rhymes lasan (off the cuff just like dat) I am tew mush, blame it on all this naija jamz I have been listening to.

BUT STILL

UCS, YOU OWE ME A GIFT, YOU OWE ME A GIFT.

30+ said...

Honestly I am ok.

Just gonna halla you a bit till you give me my gift.

One of those dayz

30+ said...

I am no one, two and three

Ba daunch, ba daunch

Babes you berra hoard my comments for days I refuse to comment on your post -lol.

UCS hold me dunno what is wrong I am just high on somefink, I fink.

Moonwalking out of your blog now before I loose the remaining dignity dat I have.

UndaCovaSista said...

@30+ - *feels forehead with back of hand* You're burning up, luv. Someone call 999. QUICK!

UndaCovaSista said...

30+, are you questioning my integrity, enh? I said the competition never close... Where's your patience.

UndaCovaSista said...

Well, okay. Meet me outside Peckham Rye station this evening at 7pm. I'll be the Naomi Campbell lookalike with the wea...sorry, hair down to my knees, 5'11", wearing the latest creation from the latest designer. I'll sort you out, babes (lol!)

Jaycee said...

Lollll...abeg the butt bra is a kewl idea jo...for those who are flat down there!!! Lol.

30+ said...

7pm lohun lohun and I am like 12hrs away from you by coach, 2 hrs by flight, it'll be 2 l8.

Anyhoo I have calmed down now, maybe someone put somefink in the air conditioning, lol.
Ok I don't doubt your integrity on the gift thing

Naomi Campbell look alike hmmn, Peckham hmmmn... UCS are you Shaniqua (or is it Tamika) the gurl I met on bus 36 going to New Cross the other day? Lmao.

Zephi Fahrenheit said...

i swear this 30+ chick is a trip...buhahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa

anonymous gal said...

i need me one of these.hw can 30 b 1st,2nd,3rd?

Afrobabe said...

dammmmm...very soon they will have hip bra or does it already exist?

archiwiz said...

LOL... Thank you for doing the public service of proving to those 'unbels' the existence of butt-bras. Many-a-oyibo has 'benefited' from the use of these contraptions. :)

Smaragd said...

a horrible picture comes to mind...

a guy finally gets a very hot chic he's been eyeing to come sleep over, and then she starts to undress...
wig off, contacts out, water bra off, "BUTT BRA" off, high heels off! pls tell me what's left of the busty, long haired, hazel-eyed, apple-bottomed, tall goddess he was after!

Butt bra?! how now!

soupasexy said...

i seriously need one of these for my party o...lol, where can i find them?

darkelcee said...

i need this butt bra. seriously

i am flat down there(to borrow jaycee's word)lollll

Free-flowing Florida said...

@ afrobabe: am with u on dat hip-bra thing joo

@ undacova: is d butt-bra in sizes? i think i'd b a A, by darkelcee's std

UndaCovaSista said...

@everyone - This is free market research for the butt-bra people. I think now might be the time to become distributor...Lol!

naijalines said...

Am I alone in thinking this butt bra will not market well in black communtities because most black babes get abo even when they are slim. Though I sympathise with our flat sistas oh.

But I don't envy the guys who have to sift through the fake to get to the real.

UndaCovaSista said...

@naijalines - well, i thought so too, but some of the comments above have made me re-consider. It appears not all black women are as well endowed in that department as they would like to be...

Naapali said...

Perhaps I can get one to go with my mandle aka man girdle.

Naapali said...

30+; e be like say u smoke more than 30+ spliffs.

janet said...

surely its in trends to wear a butt bra and I suppose it is not that bad or useless as many think. Things are different when you strip down clothes in front of guy for sleeping around and as far as I know you are doing it in privacy so what's the harm in faking your apple bums in the public!

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